Shambling Incompetence

Sound Commands

The following are all the available sound commands:

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CommandAccessDescriptionTypePreviewCopy!
!9000WHAT!? 9000!?Sound

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!adminlemongameIt's almost E-Lemon O'ClockSound

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!alarmTrying to get Shambo's attention? This might or might not work...Sound

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!aliveIt's Moving! I now know what it feels like to be GOD!Sound

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!androidYOU HAVE NEW MESSAGES!Sound

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!anywayLet's move on...Sound

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!ascendTeacher: guns are forbidden. / Kid named Bidden:Sound

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!audacitySometimes, you just gotta question the audacity...Sound

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!b17BeEeEe SeVeNtEeN bOmBeR!Sound

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!bababooeyBABABOOEY!Sound

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!badGotta bad feelin' about this...Sound

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!badjokeJoke not land? Never mind...Sound

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!badmissWhen you fail to sink itSound

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!badnewsBad News Barrett has something to saySound

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!ballsLick them... lick THEM...Sound

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!bananaOhhhhh Banana!Sound

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!bananahorseIt doesn't matter if you believe in bananahorse. Bananahorse believes in YOU!Sound

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!basedShambo is good and based.Sound

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!bastardSean Bean: Known for dying and calling everyone a bastard.Sound

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!beansYou ungrateful piece of shit, she made you dinner!Sound

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!bearGrowl. Growl. Scritch. GrowlSound

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!beginWhen even words fail...Sound

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!bellI Like Ya Cut G.Sound

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!bigchungusAvailable now on PS4!Sound

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!binleyPeckish anyone? Don't forget to snag some curry sauceSound

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!birdpeopleBird People, Bird People, Look Like Birds, Look Like PeopleSound

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!birthdayIs it someone's birthday?Sound

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!biscuitsThe Daedric Prince of Biscuits...Sound

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!bonk*bonk*Sound

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!boomLemme hear ya say way-oh!Sound

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!boyCall out for Atreus!Sound

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!breadBread 👍Sound

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!bringthenoiseComin straight from the underground...Sound

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!bruhBruh!Sound

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!buggerHow did Bogbrush get in here!?Sound

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!chaseLet the comedy commenceSound

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!cheeseIt's for everyone, Lord Sheogorath has decreed it!Sound

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!chickenCock-a-doodle-don'tSound

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!chinaWonder what happened on June 4th, 1989...total mystery...Sound

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!clapShambo did good! Clap for him!Sound

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!coinF**k off bard!Sound

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!comeonGet in motherfuckers. We're going shoppingSound

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!countryroadsTake me home... to the place where I belong...Sound

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!cowardBrave Sir Shambo ran away...Sound

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!crashBang... Wallop...Sound

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!crisisYo Shambo! This is a problem. Dude! Do something!!!Sound

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!crypticThe unexplained, inexplicable and unnervingSound

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!cunningWhat can possibly go wrong...Sound

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!dawnguardMight consider joining up myself...Sound

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!deniedDENIED!!!Sound

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!dewit...it's the only way.Sound

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!diedShambo has succumbed to his own incompetence, and died...OMGLOL!Sound

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!digbyWho is left to fight for all that is good and pure and gets you smashed for under a fiver?Sound

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!dingleberryYou are an APOCALYPTIC DINGLEBERRY!Sound

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!disappointedWhen it's just not as good as you thought...Sound

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!dohAh fuck it!Sound

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!doneIf that fruitcake finds out...Sound

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!donkeyIf you're not an idiot sandwich, you're a ...Sound

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!doomWhen BFG Division hits...Sound

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!dragonsApparently there are dragons lurking...Sound

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!dramaticDid something surprising happen? What happen?Sound

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!dropitDrop it like it's hot...Sound

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!emotionalOof, that's gotta sting...Sound

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!encouragementShambo does well in spite of his bad attitude!Sound

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!evilCackles in EVIL... or lemon... or greekSound

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!excitingHaving a good time? Awesome!Sound

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!failMods have the power to tell Shambo he can't play video game properly.Sound

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!falldownPenguin Junior needs everyone to know there are Falling Beans on StreamSound

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!farmListen children while we sing you a song...Sound

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!fartIt's ripe.Sound

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!fastFast as f**k boi...Sound

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!fatherSeriously... daddy chill!Sound

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!finallyThe Rock has come back!Sound

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!fixitAh a thing is broken! Such a rare event... I guess we'd better...Sound

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!flashdanceShe's a Maniac... Maniac on the FloorSound

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!fortniteThanks twomad. Info on the 'Choose Shambo's Fortnite Drop' reward can be found in the Rewards section...Sound

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!friendshipThe best ship is the Friendship... no wait, that's something differentSound

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!fuckGeralt is a mood! Need I say more!Sound

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!fucksticksNot quite an oops, not even a whoopsSound

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!garbageGo dumpster-diving, you never know what you might find!Sound

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!gatorEnjoy your dose of gator grrr!Sound

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!getsomehelpStop it.Sound

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!ghostHe's here...run!Sound

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!giggityWho else but Quagmire!?Sound

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!goatJust goat things...Sound

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!goldAlways believe in your soul, you've got the power to knowSound

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!goodboyHead pats for Shambo!Sound

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!goodnewsGot some good news? Shout it out to everyone!Sound

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!goofyahhAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!Sound

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!gotobedAre you 7? Then you need to go to bedSound

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!gotteemdeez nuts. HA!Sound

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!gourdGourdness gracious me. Good gourd y'all. For the love of gourd...Sound

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!gregI got a mangina!Sound

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!grieferjesusSay your prayers, Shambo...Sound

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!headshotBoom!Sound

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!helikopterthis meme perfectly fits with any moment when something starts floating or mimics a helikopter, or even becomes oneSound

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!hellnoOh no she better don't...Sound

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!hellyeahHell yeah!Sound

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!hellyeah2If you believe in Austin 3:16...Sound

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!helmetFor occasions when you've just had enough of someone's shit...in game specifically...Sound

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!hogriderMy homie: Help! Me:Sound

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!holyshitballsWhen you wanna say holy shit but wanna be super classy 'bout itSound

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!honkThe goose is loose!Sound

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!horseLook! Over there!Sound

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!hotBit warm, innit?Sound

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!hulloNobody: // James May: Hello.Sound

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!hypeLet the bot be Shambo's hypeman, or hypebot, you get the idea.Sound

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!its...and now for something, completely incompetent.Sound

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!jackassHi, I'm Shambo, welcome to Jackass!Sound

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!jiggleShake that money maker baby!Sound

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!jokeThat was funny... sort of...Sound

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!jumparoundI came to get down, I came to get downSound

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!kabuki*dun dun*Sound

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!kingsfxThis command is sponsored by Clash Royale!Sound

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!kitchengunNow with laser sight and night vision for after dark cleaning!Sound

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!kratosHe's bald, he's angry, he's got daddy issues!Sound

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!lampMoths hate them... no of course they don't. Don't be ridiculous...Sound

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!laserGo outside...NO!Sound

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!laughIt's so funny we forgot to laugh, don't worry we'll edit in a laugh track laterSound

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!lawWait, that's illegal...Sound

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!lazersKnife Party anyone?Sound

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!leeroyAlright chumps, let's do this...Sound

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!lehSaladin is having none of your shit todaySound

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!liesCease enhancing the truth...Sound

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!listYou know what happens!?Sound

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!loadsofmoneyLook at my WAD!Sound

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!logPhwoar...Sound

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!lookatmeLook. At. Me. Hector.Sound

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!lostHas Shambo lost his way again?Sound

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!loudnoisesIt's too quiet here...Sound

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!magnetsHow DO they work!?Sound

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!maniacDo you drive a Peugot? Then you know...Sound

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!mayoGoin' upstairs, so see ya later!Sound

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!microwaveMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSound

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!mineNot yours. Not theirs... it's...Sound

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!moneyIf I married a wealthy manSound

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!monkeyYou saved me...Sound

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!mooMoo and moo and moo and mooSound

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!mooseThe moose is loose in the... oh fuck it, lets not go thereSound

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!moyai🗿ooooAAAAhhhh🗿Sound

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!mumbleShambo's reading shit on stream badly again...Sound

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!mutaharDamn bro, that's pretty funny!Sound

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!nastyEwww... you should be ashamed of yourself!Sound

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!niA nice one, not too expensiveSound

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!niceIf you don't nice, then do you even internet fam?Sound

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!noWhen everything has gone to shitSound

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!no2No...Sound

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!nolimitsNo no no no, no no no no, no no no no, there's no lyricsSound

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!npcWow... such NPC energySound

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!nuclearCan you make it sound less alarming?Sound

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!nukemSpin the wheel of Dukem, see what ya get!Sound

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!obviousLook he's got a gun!Sound

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!oddsDon't tell me about them...Sound

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!ohnoOh no!Sound

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!oilWorst country ever. Lets turn it CommunistSound

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!orderWill the Rt.Hon Gentleman admit that he is a pillock?Sound

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!oursIt's not mine. It's OURS!Sound

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!outrageTHIS IS AN OUTRAGE!Sound

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!overexplainShambo's overexplaining again, send help!Sound

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!overratedDying isn't much funSound

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!parklifeAll the people! So many people!Sound

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!penguinsThe shape, the smell....Sound

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!phrasingWhat did you just call me?Sound

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!pigAnd the pig goes... 'You're under arrest'....Sound

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!pizzaIs it pizza time? Ask a silly question! Shambo says it's always pizza time!Sound

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!pizza2What goes on a pizza?Sound

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!pokemongoApparently he plays it every day.Sound

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!ponyIt's not all Horse, Horse, Honse all the time you know!Sound

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!powerOld Spice Odor Blocking Deodorant has 16 hours of B.O blocking...Sound

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!powerrangersGo on then... do the thingSound

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!pumpkinHAIL TO THE PUMPKIN KING!Sound

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!rageFUCK THE SYSTEM!Sound

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!rainsBless the rains...Sound

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!rektThe war cry of 14 year old edgelords everywhere...Sound

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!rickrollYou know the rules...Sound

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!roflcopterIf you know, you know...Sound

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!rotateNo clue... no context... something to do with bananasSound

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!roundtheoutsideGuess who's back? Back AgainSound

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!rumbleLets get ready to RUMBLE!Sound

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!runAnybody see Episode 53 of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series?Sound

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!runisdeadSome Aussie streamer declares Shambo's had it...Sound

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!saulBetter call him...Sound

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!scumHold up....Sound

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!sexyAre we allowed to show that on Twitch? That sounds very non-TOS!Sound

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!shalomShabbat Shalom!Sound

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!shameDid Shambo do a big oopsie?Sound

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!sheepFor the sheeple peopleSound

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!sheeshI'm looking, respectfully!Sound

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!shityourselfAlright then, BUDDY!Sound

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!sillySquad.....Camp It.....Up! Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky.Sound

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!sireOne big Woopy boi!Sound

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!skeleboneSkull stick shift compilation...Sound

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!skipStory? Nah bruvSound

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!sleepBEDTIME!Sound

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!smoothSlide and step and...Sound

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!sneakyI am stealth. I am very very sneaky...Sound

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!someoneBeheads person in the middle of the street - bystander...Sound

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!soonWhen will then be now?Sound

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!sorryIt seems to be the hardest word...Sound

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!soulsFETCH ME THEIR SOULS!Sound

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!soupIf our Moderators behave themselves and do a good job, they'll get a soup bonusSound

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!spaceI'm the best at space...Sound

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!spaghettioSIMPSOOOOOOOON!Sound

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!speedandpowerSolves everything....Sound

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!spiderAH! SPIDER! KILL IT!Sound

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!squidsARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!Sound

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!standingVerfied banger!Sound

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!stealthYou're like Viet Cong in the jungle baby...Sound

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!stelfSubtle as a brick to the face...Sound

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!successGood Job Shambo!Sound

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!surpriseOoh, what could it be?Sound

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!susI saw Yellow vent in electrical...Sound

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!sweetrollSteal a sweetroll from another user in chat.Sound

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!tacoHow to be a fucking spanner who can't eat a tacoSound

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!tetrisGood ol' Soviet gaming!Sound

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!theonlywayRemember everyone, when you hit rock bottom...Sound

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!thiccDAMN HE CHONKY!Sound

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!todieNow you've really pissed me off...Sound

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!toiletgrenadeNow available in travel size for foreign limescale!Sound

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!trashmanI throw trash into the ring!Sound

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!trickyIt's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time...Sound

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!trollTROLL IN THE HOUSE. Thought you ought to know...Sound

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!unbelievableJeff... Jeff?Sound

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!veryniceDanhausen here...Sound

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!vineBOOMSound

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!wabbitsBe vewy vewy quiet...Sound

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!wayDO U NO DE WAE!?Sound

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!wediditWe did a thing! Woo!Sound

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!wednesdayIt is Wednesday my dudes!Sound

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!weeeeeYou *Subject Name* must be the pride of *Subject Home Town*Sound

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!wetSometimes it gets a little...too exciting.Sound

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!whatWAT!?Sound

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!whereSeriously though, where IS everybody!?Sound

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!whoWho does this arsehole think he is?Sound

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!winShambo WON!? OMG!Sound

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!woofA-WOOF!Sound

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!woohooWoo and I can't stress his highly enough, Hoo!Sound

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!wtfNo seriously... what the actual f*** was that?Sound

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!yesYeEeEeEeEeEsSsSsSs!!!!!Sound

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!ykwtdGETTER DUN!Sound

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!yoooSoulja Boy Tell'Em...Sound

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!yorkshireSean Bean thinks you should do it...Sound

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!zebraIt's like a horse, but more fashionableSound

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